I normally don't make reference (or re-publish) press releases, but this one is just too strange to pass up... Some things to point out: The performance is called "The Moscow Ballet's Great Russian Swan Lake." The ballet company is from the United States of America - not Russia. They are only dancing in the Prairies - not in any of Canada's three largest cities, and it is sponsored by a non-profit, addiction treatment facility.
Almost makes me want to go see it.